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gender- neutral “people all over America”. Atom laughed: “What kind of 11-year-old does that? It’s borderline precocious. The local news came to interview her. It was kind of a big deal.

“After this, it’s an interesting turn of events that she quit her job to become a princess, but perhaps she now feels like she can have even more impact and effect as a celebrity. She was a tier above the rest of us.

“She really had this ambitious blood in her and she stood out t from the crowd.

“But this was not the path I’d d imagined. I saw her show Suits s and thought ‘oh wow, that’s not t what I expected at all’.

“She played the hot seductress s character and that’s nothing like what she was like at school. She was very strait-laced. She was more the run for student body president- type than cheerleader-type.

“Just the physical transformation alone, after not having seen her since high school, was surprising. “I remembered her big frizzy hair and a little gap between her teeth, but she blossomed into a beautiful lady.” He continued: “But Meghan was al always popular. I don’t rememb ber her having any enemies. “Her dad was the lighting d director on the TV show M Married With Children and she g got me into a taping of that sh show once, so that was very nice o of her. “I don’t remember her h having a boyfriend. We were to too young.” Asked whether he thought sh she would be a good match for H Harry and a fitting princess, Atom said: “I honestly don’t know anything about Prince Harry. The only thing I really know about him was that he wore a Nazi uniform m to a costume party once, but hopeopefully he’s straightened out since then. If he hasn’t n’t learned his lesson, I’m m sure Meghan will straighten him out.

“I don’t know exactly what’s required of a princess, but I’m sure if she aspired to get into to that role I’m sure she he is aware of the requirements ents and rise to it.”

Stuffy critics might struggle to warm to the Californian confidence of Prince Harry’s fiancee, seeing her as a “pushy i i Megh b