Rockett’s review

Our queen of the dance floor KAREN ROCKETT gives her verdict

DANNY JOHN-JULES: Dancing to Top Cat, he looked the part and his foxtrot showed he’s no scaredy-cat.

KATE SILVERTON: Breaking news! Not sure yet if Kate can dance but she can act as she sexed up her cha cha.

LAUREN STEADMAN: She took to the dance floor like a duck to water, waltzing her way to a decent score.

SEANN WALSH: Grabbing and gurning, the comic ended a rough and ready tango by chucking poor Katya on the floor.

VICK HOPE: Confident and talented jive bunny Vick looks like an early contender to me... but sadly not the judges!

SUSANNAH CONSTANTINE: Poor old Anton! Another dud! Susannah and the samba went together like double denim.

CHARLES VENN: Snakehipped and with red-hot rhythm, he looked like he’d cha cha’d straight out of Studio 54.

ASHLEY ROBERTS: The Pussycat Doll had judges purring with her Viennese waltz with Pash! Great pairing, darlings.

DR RANJ SINGH: Does bouncy Dr Ranj ever stop grinning? Never mind the cha cha, give that man a toothpaste ad!

KATIE PIPER: Clinging on to Gorka for dear life, her waltz suffered from first night nerves. I predict an early exit.

GRAEME SWANN: Cricketers always do well and his cheeky samba showed he can spin on and off the pitch.

STACEY DOOLEY: First time Strictly’s done a quickstep in week one and they literally hit the ground running.

LEE RYAN: You can’t fake that sort of attraction! The curse of Strictly was hanging in the air during this lusty waltz.

JOE SUGG: Exhausted just watching! Jumping Joe can jive and has the energy of a five-year-old on a sugar rush.

FAYE TOZER: She’s got the Steps, the legs and the other Italian! Faye’s cha cha wrapped up week one in style.