ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU TEAR YOUR HAIR OUT
I MANAGED to get my nails done just before the beauty salon shut down.
First World problem, I know.
I also had my hair cut recently and I dye it myself so have no tonsorial issues.
But some of my girlfriends are getting in a right tizz about how to do their roots or trim the kids’ fringes.
And a male friend is already regretting letting his son “tidy up” his hair with the clippers.
Despite all the online advice from grooming gurus I fear we’re all going to emerge with barnets like this sloth’s. Dead ringer for Liam Gallagher, back in the day, isn’t he?
And some may be just as hairy elsewhere.
In fact my friend Anita has asked me to warn you all not to attempt a home wax if you’ve never tried before.
Because she can’t even manage her one walk a day at the moment.
MILLENNIALS and Generation Z-ers were asked which celebs they’d most like to be isolated with.
Their fave females were the American star Zendaya (me neither) and singer Billie Eilish while top blokes were Ryan Reynolds and Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson.
A fifth said they wouldn’t mind being locked down with climate activist Greta Thunberg. Who might take the view that this pandemic is Mother Nature sending us all to our rooms for ballsing up the planet.
However, it got me thinking who I’d like to have as an isolation companion.
Stephen Fry for the erudite conversation, Kathy Burke for the laughs and George
Clooney for the, erm .... posh coffee? But as I’ve spent the week hunched over my laptop stuffing my face with roast chicken crisps and drinking too much chardonnay, I think I need an exercise guru.
That Joe Wicks is far too bouncy for me though.
So I’m plumping, literally, for the evergreen Mr Motivator.
Did you see him on that Healthcheck UK programme?
Neon Lycra, bandana and an unintentionally hilarious routine.
He’d brighten any locked-down living room.
Everybody say yeah!
SCIENTISTS in the US have developed a robotic “exoskeleton” which could make running 14 per cent easier. You strap it to your ankle to give demon joggers
a clean pair of heels.