CAPTION CONTEST

YOUR entries for this week’s Caption Contest certainly didn’t SUCK, folks!

But only one can be the poster boy this week it’s D Jenkins, from Belfast, with: “The higher up the ladder you climb in this job, the more it sucks!”

A cheque for £ 50 will be on its way to Mr Jenkins in the next few weeks, but these others made us laugh too.

John Burman, Canning Town: “Give me a ‘ W’, give me an ‘ A’, give me an ‘ H’, give me an ‘ E’, give me a ‘ Y’. What have you got? WAHEY!”

Marie Gallen, Worcester: “He’s working and getting benefits!”

David Saville, Mexborough: “He may be happy to be on the ladder now, but he won’t be with his next poster – it’s Julian Clary!”

Kev Foster, Wigton: “Just a little longer, darling, and then I’ll have my own wallpaper paste.”

Gerry Exall, Weston- superMare: “This poster- hanging job really sucks.”

Steve Sheppard, Doncaster: “Is it extending? Yes… and so is the ladder!”

A R Hall, Porthcawl: “It’s true then – females can multi- task.”

John Hay, Invergordon: “It’s like throwing a sausage up a close.”

Phil Chater, Stourbridge: “Is that an advertising billboard or an advertising headboard?”

Now it’s your turn to see if yo u can win £ 50 with your bare wit.

Just come up with a caption for this pic, fill in the coupon and send it to our brand new HQ: Caption Contest, C/ O Sunday Sport, Floor 3, Maclaren House, Lancastrian Office Centre, Talbot Road, Old Trafford, Manchester, M32 0FP.

Entries must be with us by Friday. Best of luck, folks!