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‘I married a Vegas stripper!’

28, SIMON HODGSON, FROM ALDERSHOT

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there The Hangover AFTER watching was only one place I wanted to go on my stag do – Vegas, baby! I just never expected that the things we’d get up would put the lads in the film to shame! We knew a three-night stay in Las Vegas was going to be mega-expensive, so my best man gave our mates plenty of notice to save up. And I have to say, it was well worth it! Drinking, gambling, strippers – our three nights partying in Sin City had everything you’d want and more! On our last night, we wanted to really go out with a bang, so we all suits and hit got dressed-up in our best Boulevard. the MGM Grand on Las Vegas We’d only been in there an hour when win at the one of the lads had a big – which you’d roulette table – thousands but it think would be a good thing, really wasn’t. most Being a generous soul, he stuck of his winnings in the kitty and we hit the whisky – HARD! us ended Needless to say, every one of day, nobody can up blind drunk – to this after 10pm. really remember anything remember One thing I certainly don’t American is getting married to an wedding stripper at a drive-through But chapel at three in the morning. apparently, that’s what happened! four hours I woke up in my hotel room home and just before we were due to fly marry the love a week before I was due to And you can imagine my of my life. horror at finding my wedding photos and certificat­e to a lovely girl called Destiny Diamond. Thankfully, my new wife

had scribbled her number in eyeliner on my arm and I was able to track her down. From there, it was a quick dash back to the 24-hour wedding venue to sort out an emergency annulment – apparently, they’re quite common in Vegas!

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