60st SISTERS SQUASH ANT & DEC
These blokes did & they ended up in casualty
TWO pals nicknamed Ant ‘ n’ Dec suffered “significant crush injuries” when they were leapt on by heavyweight sisters in a kinky naked hotel room romp.
TWO pals paid £ 100 each to 30- stone sisters Gwen and Francie Holland for a kinky “squishing” session.
But Darren Foster and Grant Yardley got more squished then they expected – and ended up in a hospital A& E department with crush injuries.
The two pals from Wolverhampton, who are nicknamed Ant and Dec, as they are seldom seen apart, hired the girls – dubbed the Tummy Twins – from a fatty strip agency as part of Darren’s 35th birthday festivities.
Darren enjoyed the show so much that he and Grant paid the sisters a total of £ 200 to continue the party back in their posh Blackpool hotel suite.
As another mate, Josh Jones, snapped photos, the hefty siblings lowered their quivering bulks onto Darren and Grant.
Josh, 32, said: “They were loving it. All you could hear was ‘ Mmmph, mmmph, mmmph’ as Gwen and Francie rubbed their big arses in Darren and Grant’s faces.
Crack
“Although they were all naked, there was no sex. The girls made it clear they were respectable strippers, not common whores.
“Their finale was a double body- slam. Gwen stood over Darren, Francie stood over Grant, then they cried ,‘ Three, two, one... splat’ – then they body- slammed Darren and Grant like Big
Daddy used to do on the wrestling.
“There was a crack as the double bed broke, a yelp from Darren and a sort of ‘ Ooof ’ from Grant. It soon became clear that the guys were badly hurt.
“The girls got dressed and fled as fast as they could waddle. I called reception for an ambulance. Suffice to say, the hotel management were less than happy.”
Self- employed Grant, 33, said: “The doctors said that we had injuries consistent with crushing.
“They said that the last time they’d seen trauma like it was when a farmer was brought in after a stack of silage bales fell on him. I’ll be off work for about three weeks.
“That’s going to cost me a fortune. I’ve got private insurance, but I can’t imagine they’ll pay out on the policy.
“What the hell will I put on the claim form, anyway? Crushed half to death under a 30- stone blubberarse?
Mental
“I’d end up either in court for fraud or in the mental ward.”
Zoltan Prokofiev, managing director of Happy Good Hello Entertainments Agency, said: “My girls good, clean, yes. No make injury.
“You say my girls make injury, my brother he come find you and make hurt, yes?”