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Woman in bra upends fella’s car

CAMERON GETS THE CHOP!

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A JILTED woman is accused of ramming her ex- boyfriend’s car during a breakup – while wearing nothing but a BRA.

Brianda Nayeli Ramirez, 25, is facing a charge of aggravated battery with a deadly weapon.

Cops say she got into an argument with a man who was trying to break up with her.

Just after he drove away from his aunt’s house Ramirez hit his motor with her car, leaving his car upside down.

A witness followed the hit- and- run driver and police later pulled the car over and nicked Ramirez ( above), who was found to be wearing only a bra.

She told them she’d tried to get her fella to talk to her but he just drove off. She said he slammed on the brakes and she rear- ended his truck.

Ramirez of Clewiston, Florida, also told cops she relies on his income to survive. MORE phone calls are made on Mother’s Day than on any other day of the year. DAVID Cameron is going to be killed – and turned into sausages! No, it’s not the ultimate punishment for the former PM by fanatical Remainers. Because this Cameron who’s for the chop is an 18- month- old pot- bellied pig belonging to smallholde­r Geoff Carpenter, 58. Geoff smiled: “I got David at the time it was in the news that David Cameron had put his willy in a pig’s mouth. “There was nothing else I could call him, to be honest. “I’m a bit sorry to see him go to the abattoir but I won’t be sorry to see him come back turned into chops, hams and bangers. “I love pork, me.” Meanwhile, the real David Cameron is adjusting to life as a backbench MP after resigning as Prime Minister last week. In 2015 an unauthoris­ed biography claimed that he slipped his member into a dead pig’s mouth as part of an initiation ceremony into a toff boozing club. PORK LOVER: Geoff with pet pig Cameron

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