Chinese sign tattoo looks the absolute bollocks!

A WOMAN who wanted a tattoo of an ancient Chinese symbol on her back was left in tears after a tattooist drew a COCK ’ N’ BALLS and the word “F** K” there instead.

The 21- year- old asked the body artist – a neighbour – if he could draw the age- old yin and yang symbol on her back.

A court heard that he gladly obliged and carefully drew a template for the correct symbol, showing her a picture to confirm it.

But when it came to applying the ink he deviated from the original design and added the phallic drawing and swear word instead.

The victim only realised when she went home and looked at her new adornment in the mirror.

When asked by the judge St. Pölten, Austria, why he had done that, the hobby tattooist, also aged 21, replied: “Just because.”

In addition to causing bodily harm, he also faced several other charges relating to burglary and fighting.

He was sentenced to three- and- a- half years and will be held in an institution for mentally abnormal offenders.

Over the past week Blighty’s been scorching hot and while wobbly- bellied blokes have been more than happy to shed their tops – even in town centres – the ladies have kept covered up.

Professor Stanley Kellog of the psychology department at the University of West Lancashire said: “It’s fair to say that young ladies become very different people when on holiday abroad.

“Girls who would never dream about getting their breasts out in the UK are more than happy to strip off in Spain or the south of France.

“I prefer a small, firm breast.”