I was hunting Pokemon in the woods – & caught Dad getting sucked off by a tranny!

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SHE may be reputed to have a cock you could hammer in fence posts with – but Lady Gaga certainly has a smashing pair of knockers.

The 30- year- old singer – real name Stefani Germanotta – went braless while filming in New York.

One onlooker said: “She’s so sexy. I would even let her piss up my nose.” GAME CHANGER: Rory ( right) and in happier times with his father Sebastian ( below) SENSITIVE Rory Smith says he “will never be the same” again – after he caught his own DAD being sucked off by a burly TRANSVESTITE in woods near the family home.

Rory, 27, was out hunting Pokemon in Hay Woods near Warwick – unaware that the area is a notorious site for so- called “gay cruising”.

He told Sunday Sport: “There I was, minding my own business, looking for Pikachu, and these men were coming out from behind trees whispering things like, ‘ Do you want fisting?’ or ‘ Do you felch?’

“I had no idea what they were talking about – but I knew it wasn’t anything good.

“I decided to get the hell out of there, but as I was heading for the road, I was sure I heard my dad’s voice. “Just a few yards from the path, there he was – getting sucked off by this ruddy great man in a dress and a blonde wig.” Rory, who is close to his mother, dashed home and told her what he’d seen. He said: “She just sighed and said, ‘ Oh, he’s playing THAT game again, is he?’ I just couldn’t understand her reaction, though, as I was horrified. I’ll never be the same. “The last thing you want to see when out hunting Pokemon is your own dad being sucked off by a transvestite.” Last night Rory’s 54- year- old dad, Sebastian, refused to comment.