Spot of bother for bonk pair
A LEOPARD terrified a couple on honeymoon after it broke into their hotel room – while they were SHAGGING.
Sumit Rathore and his new wife Shivani were stopped mid- hump by the sound of breaking glass.
They then found a leopard walking around their room in the town of Nainital, northern India, forest ranger Pramod Tiwari said.
Sumit said: “I quickly covered my wife and myself with a blanket as I saw the leopard enter the bathroom. I rushed to close the bathroom door and called the hotel management.”
A forest department team was sent to trap the beast but it jumped out through the bathroom ventilator and escaped before the team arrived. THE once- proud Daily Mail today stands accused of plunging into the GUTTER after the newspaper filmed women URINATING!
First published in 1896, it has long been an upholder of middle- class decency.
But the newspaper’s website tossed aside that reputation with a feature entitled “Can you really pee while wearing Spanx?”
The article was supposed to be an investigation into whether the body- forming undergarments made it impossible to urinate. It came after Kim Kardashian complained: “I always pee all over my Spanx, it’s a disaster. They aren’t crotchless enough’
But the Mail hurtled into the realms of FILTH by filming three women – Emily, Tayla and Lisa – tinkling their bladder water and putting the footage online.
On the soundtrack, clear, fragrant tinkle can be heard dropping from the ladies neat underbristles into the toilet bowl.
Outraged readers bombarded the rag’s website, including Robred, of Manchester, who stormed: “This paper sunk as low as The Sun.” WET A DISGRACE: Ladies’ at tinkle was filmed for the Mail’s website