MAN SHAGS VAUXHALL CORSA OUTSIDE OLYMPIC VILLAGE

SHE’S the face of the BBC’s Olympic coverage – and just look at her puppies’ noses!

Lovely Gabby Logan, 43, is fronting the Beeb’s programming from Rio over the next month and dads will be hoping she’ll repeat this wardrobe malfunction from 2002 when she attended the GQ BEEB BABE: Gabby Man of the Year awards in a VERY revealing frock.

In a pre- Olympic interview, former gymnast Gabby said: “Live sport is the one thing that has to be enjoyed in that moment. You get a sense of joy watching it.”

And fellas get the same sense of joy seeing Gabby’s pert nips! SEXUALLY EXHAUSTED: Perv caught nuts deep in parked car BRIT athletes were stunned when they left the Olympic Village in Rio – to find a local man having SEX with a car outside.

One of the athletes managed to film the revolting spectacle and shared it on the internet.

The footage shows the pervert with his penis wedged firmly in the Vauxhall Corsa’s exhaust pipe.

When the beast realises he is being watched, he disengages his private part, stands up and scurries away.

One Brit athlete – who asked to remain anonymous for fear of reprisals – said: “We were told that most of the locals in Rio are on drugs and when you see something like that, you realise that really is the case.

“I mean, how f** king mashed do you need to be to shag a car? You’d get sooty engine deposits on your bellend and everything.”

Locals shagging motor cars is just one of the perils facing athletes in Brazil over the next few weeks.

A report released last week raised serious concerns over the level of contamination in Marina da Gloria port, where the sailing will take place, as well as the famous beaches of Ipanema and Copacabana where the marathon swim will be held.

The man behind the construction of the Olympic Village was reportedly sacked over the “inhabitable” conditions that greeted athletes arriving for the Games.

Mario Cilenti, 46, was fired from his role as the head of the athletes’ village after a number of rooms were incomplete at the 3,600- flat complex. GETTING OFF: Man flees the scene