NAKED OAP BONKED GOAT IN STREET

CLASSIC OF THE WEEK! WARNING ONLY

WE’RE better acquainted with the front of busty glamour model Danielle Mason – but her READ END is rather pretty, too!

The sister of EastEnders actress Jessie Wallace, Danielle, 33, made her own headlines when she appeared in telly’s My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding.

Last year her traveller hubby Tony Giles went away for a spell at Her Majesty’s Pleasure and Danielle revealed she’d been celibate for eight months.

Which is pretty hard to see why, when she’s got a lovely trumper like this… GRUF SEX: Goat pic posed by model COPS were stunned when they responded to a report of a man flashing – and found an OAP balls- deep in a GOAT!

Officers raced to the suburban side street after receiving a tip- off that a man was acting strangely and exposing his private parts.

When they arrived at the suburban scene in Atlanta, Georgia, they found 75- year- old Freddie Wadsworth having what they later described as “inappropriate relations” with a nanny goat.

One officer said: “We ain’t got much cause to be in that end of town, as a rule.

Congress

“They’re mainly good, Godfearing folks who don’t trouble the law much at all.

“So you can imagine our horror when we found this older guy – naked as the day he was born – engaged in matrimonial congress with a God damned GOAT.

“If I done had my way I would have shot him there and then.

“But this is Georgia and we simply ain’t allowed to go around shooting white folks NABBED: Wadsworth just like that.”

Wadsworth, from Douglasville, was charged with bestiality and is currently in Paulding County Jail.