PETE’S TEATS! Disney dragon babe is topless

I’m taking Di’s dildo onto Antiques Roadshow

FOR PETE’S SAKE! Star gets ’ em out in old flick ROAR! TITS! COCKY: Alan and ‘ Di’s dildo’ PETE, a five- year- old boy, is on a road trip with his parents until they end up in a car crash.

Mum and dad are killed instantly, but Pete survives and is chased into the forest by wolves, which are scared off by a dragon.

This is a totally irresponsible story – any children attacked by wolves will now simply sit back and wait to be rescued by a ruddy dragon.

But, it’s a good enough tale to be made – once again – into a movie.

Pete’s Dragon is a remake of the 1977 original and stars Hollywood legend Robert Redford and 35- year- old Bryce Dallas Howard.

Bryce, daughter of A COLLECTOR who claims to have Princess Di’s “lucky” dildo says he’s going to take it on Antiques Roadshow to get the sex aid valued. Paul Kant of Tavistock, Devon, says he bought the huge vibrator at a car boot sale in the nearby village of Chaddlehanger and he’s become convinced it belonged to the late Queen of Hearts.

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His claims gained traction earlier this month when Di’s former bodyguard, Ken Wharfe, revealed that the late Princess took her “lucky mascot” rubber cock wherever she went. Unmarried Paul, 36, said: “As soon as I clapped eyes on that big black dildo I knew it was something special. “The man wanted 50p for it and I gladly handed over the money. I reckon that’ll Happy REMAKE: Bryce and Oakes Fegley who stars as Pete Days star Ron Howard, has not always been in such child- friendly movies.

In 2005 she appeared in the flick Madrelay, directed by Lars Von Trier.

In it, we get a close look at her small- but- perfectly- formed breasts and also her lovely ginger tuft of womanhood.

A movie insider said: “If I was that Richie Cunningham off Happy Days, I’d still be bathing her.” be the finest investment I’ll ever make.”

Paul said he began to suspect the dildo belonged to the Princess – who died when her car, driven by a French drunkard, twatted into a Paris underpass in 1997 – soon after he got it home.

He explained: “Out of curiosity, I had a little sniff. There was the unmistakable smell of roses.

“That’s when it hit me – England’s Rose… PRINCESS DI!”

Offal sorter Paul said he could not verify his suspicions until recently when he read Mr Wharfe’s revelations about how Di bought the marital aid during a visit to France in 1992 and took it all over the world for good luck.

Paul said: “That’s all the proof I need. I’m convinced I’ve got Lady Di’s dildo.

“The next time Antiques Roadshow is down this way, I’m going to take it along to let the old crusties value it. I bet it’s worth millions.”