Perv killed by sex with his cat

AN animal sex pervert got his just desserts when he DROPPED DEAD after bonking his pet CAT!

Vile Linus Kirkpatrick, 45, who had a string of convictions for a variety of perversions, was admitted to hospital last Monday with what were described as “catastrophic lacerations” to his inner thighs.

The unmarried, unemployed fitter told emergency room staff that the scratches had been caused by his “feisty” cat Hercules four days previously.

His injuries had turned septic and he was soon drifting in and out of consciousness at Boise Memorial Hospital in Boise, Idaho.

A hospital source, who asked not to be named for fear of reprisals, said: “As this man was blabbering incoherently in his fever, he admitted that the cat had scratched him while he was having sex with it.

“The dirty, dirty sonofabitch!”

Sepsis eventually set in and Kirkpatrick died on Thursday morning.

A source at the PUSSY DISGRACE: Kirkpatrick had sex with a cat like this coroner’s office said: “Yes, I’ve heard the rumours about the cat sex. That can’t be proved.

“But if that’s how he got his injuries, well, the world’s a slightly better place without him.”

Local cat people reacted with glee on social media when Kirkpatrick’s death became public.

Tiddlesmylove45 wrote on Twitter: “There’s a special corner of hell reserved for perverts who violate cats.”