How do I explain to sexy young bit on the side that I’m married?

Dear Kelly,

AS a 49- year- old bloke, I had been happily married for 25 years until my firm employed a new office trainee from the local college. She’s 19, but very mature for her age and I found her quite attractive, so after a couple of days of showing her the ropes, I asked if she’d like to join me for lunch, something I don’t usually have time for.

Bizarre

We went to a bar and enjoyed a good chat and on the way back to the office she asked if I was married and, for some bizarre reason, I told her, “no”.

She said she was surprised at that because I was such a fairly good looking bloke.

Naturally, I was very flattered and I offered to take her for a drink after work.

We went to a different bar in town and once again she proved great company. I was so wrapped up in her that I didn’t notice it was 10pm when I should have been at back home for my diner by 7.30 at the latest.

It was a Friday and I have sometimes stayed out for a drink with my mates, so I asked her what she wanted to do next.

She said she’d like to go to a new Spanish- themed club which had just opened and as I was going to get a bollocking off the wife when I got in anyway, I thought I might as well go for broke.

We had a bite to eat and a sexy dance together and when the club closed she asked me to take her home, saying that her parents were away on holiday.

We jumped into a taxi and I felt her hand slip between my legs to give me a gentle squeeze, which sent my dick massively into an excited state.

At her home, we quickly stripped off and I spent ages fondling and sucking on her beautiful, perky boobs while she rubbed her clit.

Then she got me into the 69 position and sucked on my throbbing cock while I licked and nibbled on her pink pussy.

Then we shagged with an energy and abandon I’d not experienced since I first speared the wife.

Thankfully, she did most of the work – going on top and riding my knob until the early hours.

She’s since got a flat of her own and I’m getting a regular legover there, but now she wants me to move in with her. How can I let her down gently?

TR, south London

Kelly says…

KEEP your dick in your pants and she’ll get the message.