CENSORS GIVE GREEN LIGHT TO TELLY SEX
TELEVISION bosses have given the green light for see- it- goingin shagging to be shown on the box!
OFCOM cleared ITV’s Love Island despite it showing more than THIRTY bonks and racking up a whopping 300 complaints.
Ten years ago you could only catch a glimpse of flesh but by 2026, an industry insider reckons you’ll see sex WITHOUT any censorship.
The clearance comes after ITV’s raunchiest show put a horny group of singletons on an island together as they look to find love.
However, two of the reality shows sexiest singles had sex on top of their bed sheets.
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Emma- Jane Woodham, 19 and Terry Walsh, 28, shagged in a communal bedroom without covering themselves up.
Watched by more than a million viewers, 300 complaints were made but an industry insider claims we’ve not seen anything yet.
He said: “10 years ago you were lucky to see a boob or a bum!
“Now thanks to reality TV shows shagging is more and more common on the small screen.
“In another 10 years’ time, forget only looking at someone’s back, there’ll be close- ups of the cock thrusting in and out!
“Once the 9pm watershed has gone there will be naughty noshing, finger blasting and full blown bonks shown – it’ll be just like proper porn!
“God forbid what it’ll be like on TV 10 years after that!”
Watchdog OFCOM OOOOH! HEH, HEH! investigated the Love Island sex scenes but ruled that ITV had not breached rules because it didn’t show real sex, saying viewers should have known what to expect.
Critics have slammed the ruling by TV chiefs and called the decision “deplorable” and “inappropriate”.
Couple Terry and Emma are still together after the show – as are Love Island winers Nathan Massey, 24, and Cara de la Hoyde, 25. We get thousands of letters from couples who dream of an unknown stranger giving the wife or girlfriend a good seeing to. The thrill they get when ‘ hubby or boyfriend’ is told all the details of an encounter that their woman has experienced ensures plenty of excitement until the next date with an unknown man.