THE WORLD FAMOUS AGONY

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AFTER recovering from a long and painful illness with several weeks in hospital, my mate invited me to go clubbing with him.

In the club I bumped into a stunning redhead nurse who had helped me recuperate.

As we danced she started running her fingers up and down my flies, giving me a rampant stiffy.

She whispered that she wanted sex so I took her to my car outside and we got down to it on the back seat.

After a few minutes of her sucking my cock I hitched up her skirt, slipped down her knickers and lifted her on to my knob.

But I had to stop short of climaxing as I felt a relapse coming on. She seemed a bit pissed off, too. Should I call her? AS a nurse I’m sure she’s got an excellent bedside manner. So shag her in bed, not your car next time. I DON’T usually travel by coach as I prefer the train. But last week I was forced by circumstance to take one on a day- trip to London.

I got on near the back with a few cans and settled down with a book. A couple of hours into the journey a scrawny- looking woman came up and asked me if she could have a beer.

She plonked herself on the seat next to me and put her hand straight on my crotch, then asked if I’d like a blowjob for £ 5? I thought, “Why not?” and let her get down to business. After about 10 minutes I came in her mouth and handed over the £ 5. But the driver saw everything and threw us both off at the next services.

Next time I’ll definitely be taking the train. IT sounds to me like you still got your money’s worth! Madam… we’ve had reports of a lady flashing her busters… LN, West Mids RD, Crewe