NOEL EDMONDS IS INSIDE MY CAT
A PENSIONER says her CAT has been possessed by telly host Noel Edmonds after using the Deal or No Deal star’s pet motivation telephone service. Elsie Predergast, 87, was thrilled when she learned that Edmonds was offering to call up pets and brighten their day by sending them positive energy – completely free of charge. Noel’s website for his service reads: “What would life be like without our furry, feathered, s ca ly friends? “Well the answer is –pretty miserable. So I want to make these prec ious chums feel important and appreciated. It’s amazing how a simple brief phone call can pick up the spirits of the most dejected hamster, the most stressed goldfish and the most neurotic cat.
“Please allow me to call your pet and offer positive words of appreciation and motivation.”
As mog Felix is her only companion since the death of hubby Lionel in 2008, Elsie contacted Noel for a personal cat- chat.
She said: “Good to his word, Noel called back and must have said some nice things to Felix as he started purring.”
But after that, according to the Crewe gran, things turned sinister.
Elise says Felix leaps at the phone whenever it rings – just like Noel does when the mysterious “Dealer” calls on Deal or No Deal.
And there are other things to make her believe her loyal pet is infested with the spirit of the 67- year- old entertainer.
She shuddered: “He’s even grown what looks like Noel’s strange beard… and he’s started acting the twat. It’s as though Noel Edmonds is actually inside Felix.
“And that’s a troubling thought, whichever way you look at it.”