TRUMP SEX DWARF ASSASSINATED
THE US Presidential election took a tragic turn last night after a Donald Trump porn midget was found DEAD.
While initial reports suggested Lennie Rosset died in a bizarre face- sitting mishap, evidence is growing that the 45- year- old was in fact MURDERED!
Lennie was pronounced dead by paramedics at his home in Boise, Idaho.
According to reports, he was found motionless on his back in the living room.
At first it was thought that Lennie had been practising for his forthcoming role in the movie Sit On My Midget Face and that he had been accidentally suffocated.
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But a police source told Sunday Sport: “We were working on the assumption that some woman with a big ass was sitting on this midget’s face while he stuck his tongue up her asshole.
“Sit on a dwarf’s face too heavy and it’s goodnight Vienna. We thought she must have panicked and fled the scene.
“But when we looked for forensics, there was nothing. Literally nothing. There wasn’t even the slightest trace of fanny batter on his nose.
“Sometimes when there is no forensic evidence at all, that’s a big clue.
“This looks like a professional hit and the scene has been cleaned up by a real expert.
“This little guy must have annoyed some powerful people, because a pro hit like this would not have come cheap.”
Lennie had been lined up to star in a live online sex double- header with Hillary Clinton porn dwarf Lexi Larue on Monday night.
Millions had already signed up to watch the net spectacle – dubbed “the sex event of the century” – and its promoter Hank Harrison now looks set to lose a fortune because of Lennie’s untimeley death.
Speculation is now growing as to who ordered Lennie’s death.
A source at the FBI said: “We have no shortage of suspects. It could have been a rival porn producer, wanting to scupper Hank Harrison’s porn extravaganza plans.
“It could even have been pro- Trump activists, angry that their man was being mocked by a porn dwarf.
“Or maybe even sinister elements in the Hillary Clinton camp.
“But I imagine the election will be over before we find who killed Lennie Rosset and bring them to justice.”