TORY MP’S DAIRYLEA SEX ACT WITH
But we’re BANNED from telling you who it is JUDGE ‘BONKED DEFENDANT’S GIRLFRIEND’
SEXY Tommie Jo revealed she loves an al fresco BONK.
The 27- year- old confessed that the thought of getting down and dirty outside is enough to get her HOT and sweaty.
And she fantasises about being caught mid- session.
The 32G stunner, of Romford, Essex, said: “The thought of getting caught is a real turn- on for me. Sex outside is amazing.
“I don’t know what it is, but a secret of mine is that when the sun comes out I feel really horny.
“I get dead wet.” A LEADING Tory MP faces an internal inquiry after being caught in his House of Commons office with CHEESE SLICES wrapped around his cock.
If that’s not damning enough, the pervy parliamentarian was encouraging MICE to gnaw the Dairylea product from his engorged bellend.
But in dramatic scenes in the High Court last night, Sunday Sport was sensationally BANNED from naming the politician under “human rights” legislation.
Under the terms of the court order we can merely report the fact that the MP is a member of the Conservative Party.
We can, however, reveal how the kinkster politician was caught out with a mouse’s sharp teeth hovering over his erect penis.
A source close to the MP told us: “My mate’s a special adviser and had popped to the MP’s A JUDGE is facing accusations he traded racy text messages and had sex with the girlfriend of a defendant in his drug and alcohol treatment court.
The Judicial Conduct Board has filed four charges against District Judge Michael Shaw, of Sayre, Pennsylvania.
The veteran judge is alleged to have exchanged messages with the girlfriend of a defendant for three months in COCK SHOCK: MP had cheese slices on bellend office because he wanted to pick up some papers.
“He put his head around the door and this MP was sat in his chair, with an empty packet of GNAW APPEAL: Mice love cheese Dairylea cheese slices on the desk. The slices were wrapped around his cock.
“My mate then heard the MP holding a mouse to his bellend and cooing ‘ Do you want some cheese?’
“He was so engrossed in what he was doing, he never saw my mate.”
When Sunday Sport approached the MP in question, he told us firmly: “No comment.”
A writ appeared at our Manchester HQ banning us from revealing details of the matter.
That ban became permanent last night when a judge issued an order barring us from naming the MP, though allowing us to report 2014, including telephone conversations, text messages and Facebook messages.
The texts and calls became more sexual in nature, the complaint alleges.
Shaw also traded sexually charged text messages with an adult probation officer, says the complaint.
If convicted, Shaw could be censured, suspended, fined or removed from office. RACY TEXTS: Judge Shaw