VET CHOPS LOVE RIVAL’S BALLS OFF

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ANYONE who’s watched Jordan sex video will already have seen a lot more of Katie Price than her mere panties.

But although you practically saw her kidneys in that no- holds- barred bluey, there’s still something thrilling about a glimpse of surreptitious gusset.

The 38- year- old model and businesswoman was snapped getting out of a cab in London, giving onlookers a clear view of her fresh pink gruds.

One said: “I imagine it is very warm. Warm with a waft of womanly moisture!” A VET who caught his wife having sex with his best friend stabbed his cheating pal... then CHOPPED OFF his balls.

Vladimir Sidorov then made a frenzied attack on his 31- year- old wife, knifing her “multiple times”, according to police.

Both she and her 32- year- old lover died of their injuries at the scene.

The vet immediately called the police to confess to the two killings and was arrested.

A statement issued by the Investigative Committee in the Russian region of Tatarstan said that 35- year- old Sidorov ( right) had been home all day with the couple’s children while his wife went to see a female friend who had just given birth.

But Sidorov then discovered his wife had not visited the female friend.

Intimate

His best mate was supposed to have driven her to the meeting, but was not answering the phone.

“Sidorov walked to the house of his friend who was supposed to have driven his wife and there he found both of them in an intimate situation,” said the statement.

“The suspect took out his knife and stabbed the male victim several times.”

He then “cut off his genitals”, said a source.

“As a result of the injuries, both victims died at the scene of the crime,” the statement revealed.

“Having committed his crime, Sidorov called the local police office and reported it.”

The fatal incident took place in Shama village, where Sidorov worked as a vet in the local Soviet- style collective farm. HORROR HOME: Lovers were knifed to death