HONEY G SEX GRAN STALKS SIMON COWELL
FACTOR SENSATION
STREET CRED: Honey G hit back at haters HONEY TRAP: Peggy is trying to lure Simon into bed A SEX- MAD gran who models herself on The X Factor survivor Honey G is stalking judge Simon Cowell for SEX!
Wrinkly GILF Peggy Davenport, who apes Honey G’s extraordinary “street” talk, says she’s been a fan of the ITV talent show since the first series in 2004.
And the 68- year- old’s main reason for watching is sneery- voiced Svengali Cowell.
Peggy has gone topless in this week’s Sunday Sport in a bid to lure 57- year- old Cowell to a night of passion at her council house in Middlewich, Cheshire.
The widowed gran- ofseven said: “I may have gone through the change but that Simon Cowell gets me frothing at the gash, if you’ll pardon the expression.
“He’s just so sexy. I watch X Factor with a can of Skol in one hand and my other hand in my trakkie bottoms. Frigging myself off, you know.”
Peggy has tried to get onto X Factor several times to get closer to her idol – but so far has been unsuccessful.
Drunk
She said: “I’ve been to the auditions in Manchester a few times but have never been successful.
“That may be because I’ve been a bit drunk when I’ve turned up.
“And I’m not very musical. Can’t hold a note if my life depended on it, to be honest.
“But it’s not about ability, is it? It’s about gimmicks. That’s why I’m dressing as Honey G.
“My guess is that when Simon sees I’ve modelled myself on one of his favourite acts, he’ll come running!”
Meanwhile, the real Honey G has created a storm with her continued success on the show.
Not- at- all- irritating Lily Allen and Professor Green – not a real professor – weighed in last week, with Green even branding Honey a ‘ gimmick’.’
The 35- year- old hopeful hit back, defending her musical talents and advising her critics to ‘ quit hating’.
She blathered: “Anyone who is saying I am a joke don’t know I have a 2: 1 degree in music technology and production.
“I come from a musical background. People haven’t done their homework on me.”