LOOKALIKE DON LOLLIPOP MAN TOOK ME UP THE TRUMPER!

A RANDY lollipop man is causing havoc by putting his STICK up randy school run mums.

And Frank Price has another party piece… he’s a dead ringer for Yank President- Elect Donald Trump!

The sex- mad 58- year- old brought his special talents to the crossing patrol in Sheffield, South Yorks, after previous lollipop lady Dora Hannigan retired after 40 years in the job.

Scuttle

But while Dora was a fully- committed mistress of the safe crossing, Frank apparently uses his position of authority to scuttle as much spare minge as possible.

What’s more, according to disgruntled divorcee Della Probert, 45, he doesn’t just stop at the front bum!

Della said: “Right from the start of taking on the job, Frank was really flirty.

“After I’d dropped the kids off at school, we’d have a bit of banter.

“It was gentle, flirtatious stuff. I’d say stuff like ‘ Ooh, can I have a look at your cock?’ and he’d come back with summat cheeky like ‘ Only if you swallow my spunk and that!’

“It was gentle, saucy, Carry On stuff.

“Eventually, Frank asked me back to his place to look at his model railway.

“Needless to say, there was no model railway. He just wanted sex. But he was SCHOOL FLIRT: Della a dirty beggar and did me up the back hole, too.

“Mr Probert had never done that in 15 years of marriage!”

Della was all ready to settle down with Frank – but soon found out she was not the only mum he’d been romancing.

She said: “I was swapping the gossip with the mums outside the gates, like you do, and I let on that me and Frank had a bit of a romance going.

Drunk

“I got a right shock, because they all looked at each other and then started laughing.

“Turns out he’s been scuttling half the mums in the school – the dirty bastard!

“So now I’m going public to warn other mums.

“Hopefully, someone will mistake him for that Donald Trump and shoot him!” Last night, Frank was far too drunk to defend his dastardly

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