You call THAT art?

PUSSY PURSE A SAFE PLACE FOR CASH!

PAY AND DI- SPLAY: Naked folk roll around in the name of art IF your wife is always fannying about for change, why not get her one of these for Christmas?

The Vachina is a discreet purse for coins, keys or even monthlywear and nodders – shaped like a MINGE!

Just like real vaginas, Vachinas are diverse in skintone and hair design, with three colour options for the main body of the purse, four hair colour options, and the choice of three common pubic hair designs ( The Tidy Twat, The Overly Manicured Muff, or the 70s Porno Pussy).

The Vachinas are four inches in diameter and each have their own lobster clip, so you can turn them into keyrings or bag accessories, and have a zip- up design to keep everything secure.

You can also take your pick from a crushed velvet or cotton interior, so your coins can stay cosy – and your fingers when you stick them inside! ART W* NKERS: People turn up to ogle some minge WHEN we watch three naked birds and a bloke writhing about on the floor, it’s called ‘ porn’.

When three naked birds and a bloke get a grant to do the exact same thing in front of a bunch of lefty- liberal vegetarian beardies, it’s called ‘ art’ apparently!

Beardy, bespectacled chin- rubbers flocked to the prestigious Casa França- Brasil art complex in Rio, Brazil, to watch the latest “work” which is called ‘ Puxar Pele’.

Performers Juliana Ribeiro Wahner, Luan Machado, Marianna Ladeira and Raquel Gaio stripped off and romped on the floor in front of art fans.

One onlooker said: “At one point, one of the birds splayed the bloke’s arse. I didn’t need to see that, I really didn’t.

“Still, decent view of all the minge.”