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HILLARY SEX DWARF’S DRUNKEN PISS AT MINI TRUMP’S GRAVESIDE

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- By GARY DORAN gary@ sundayspor­t. co. uk

ADULT STARS: Lexie and Lennie THE funeral of a Donald Trump sex dwarf descended into FARCE when a drunken mini Hillary Clinton lookalike TINKLED on his grave.

Tiny Lennie Rosset died in suspicious circumstan­ces after he suffocated in a sex game gone wrong.

The FBI are still investigat­ing the 45- year- old’s passing but last week they released his body to be laid to rest.

Hundreds of mourners gathered to pay their respects to the 4ft 2ins star of Big Things in Small Packages.

Among the mourners at the Las Vegas service was Hillary Clinton sex midget Lexi Lerue, who had been due to star in a live broadcast sex show with Lennie before the US election.

Lexi, who’d been a keen supporter of Hillary, was overwhelme­d with sadness at Lennie’s death and took to drinking heavily.

But when some of Lennie’s pro- Trump pals started mocking her, she lost the plot.

Hank Harrison, Lennie’s agent who had been promoting the live sex event, said: “Poor Lexie has taken this hard.

“She was very drunk and when some guys started ribbing her for being a Hillary fan, and told her she was going to end up in jail, she lost it.

“She was hollering and calling them fascists.

“Then she pulled down her trousers and yelled, ‘ I piss on your Trump’ and took a slash all over Lennie’s grave!

“It was not a pretty sight.”

Lexi has since been sectioned.

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