IN SPUNKY BLOWJOB STORM

POP- EYED colonels reading the posh Daily Telegraph dropped their monocles in shock last week – when the snoots’ bible ran an article about ORAL SEX!

The Telegraph normally covers posh gardens, high society balls and country life IT must have been NIPPY up in Newcastle when the newest cast members of Geordie Shore stepped out on the Toon.

The MTV reality show’s latest beauties have wasted no time in showing off their best assets.

Supercar heiress Elettra Lamborghini and fellow newbie Chelsea Barber braved the North East weather without their bras, causing their perky nipples to peek through their skin tight outfits. in the paper’s features section.

But a letter to the paper’s Agony Aunt, Dr Petra Boynton, blew their 161- year- old reputation for decency out of the window.

In the letter, the unnamed correspondent complains that, while enjoying sucking off her boyfriend, she does not like it when he ejaculates into her mouth.

She writes: “I don’t ever want him to come in my mouth. He’s never mentioned or made a big issue about it, but I feel like it’s not a proper blowjob if I don’t do this.”

Dr Boynton advised: “There is plenty of unhelpful advice out there that suggests people should learn to like or make themselves do things they don’t enjoy. And there are well- intentioned suggestions that things like stopping smoking, changing diet or eating specific foods make a man’s semen taste different.

“Which only helps if your issue with him coming in your mouth is about taste ( and, being honest, it doesn’t change much).

“There’s no ‘ proper’ way to do this. As with any kind of consensual sexual activity there’s no ‘ right’ practice. We all have preferences around what we like to HARD TO SWALLOW: Telegraph readers were raging after their beloved paper ran oral sex advice