TAKING THE PISS!
New rules will forbid weeing and squirting in kinky sex vids
FANS of kinky “watersports” vids could get a soaking from new government measures which will BAN tinkling in sex movies.
Theresa May’s regime also plan to block “squirting” – the act of female ejaculation – spanking and caning and other “non- conventional” sex acts.
Anti- censorship campaigners have blasted the move, which effectively bans the depiction of PERFECTLY- LEGAL sex acts and have called it a step back to the pre- internet era.
The proposal, part of the Digital Economy Bill, would force internet service providers to block sites hosting content that would not be certified for commercial DVD sale by the British Board of Film Classification ( BBFC).
It is contained within provisions of the bill designed to enforce strict age verification checks to stop children accessing adult websites.
After pressure from MPs, the culture secretary, Karen Bradley, announced the government would amend the bill to include powers to block non- compliant websites.
In order to comply with the censorship rules, many mainstream adult websites would have to Sunday Sport: render whole sections inaccessible to UK audiences.
That is despite the acts shown being legal for consenting over- 16s to perform and for adults in almost all other liberal countries to film, distribute and watch.
Free speech campaigners called the move a “prurient” invasion into people’s sexual lives.
Jodie Ginsberg, chief executive of Index on Censorship stormed: “It should not be the business of government to regulate what kinds of consensual adult sex can be viewed by adults.”
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BLOCK: Prime Minister Theresa May
Jerry Barnett, a free speech campaigner and author of Porn Panic! said: “The ban on female ejaculation is particularly strange.”
Prof Clare McGlynn, an expert on pornography laws at Durham University, and co- founder of the Centre for Gender Equal Media, added: “It’s mad that we regulate such material that isn’t even classed as criminal.
“If we are regulating things like urination, that’s detracting from a focus on what is really the harmful material, and that would be around child sexual abuse, but also around sexual violence.”