MY BIG BOOBS GOT ME BANNED FROM BINGO
THE VOICE OF YOUR BRITAIN
A TOP- HEAVY housey- housey fan says she was BANNED from her local bingo hall – because her huge BUSTERS distracted the caller! Magnificent Melinda Truss, 52, told Sunday Sport she was given her marching orders when she turned up for the eyes- down a week last Tuesday. The divorcee, who boasts incredible 34MM boobs, said: “I’ve never been so humiliated in all my days. “The manager met me on the front step and told me I wasn’t welcome there any more. “He wouldn’t give me a reason but I later found out it was because of my breasts.” Mel, from Birmingham, said that the previous week a session had descended into chaos when the caller became tongue- tied after spotting her impressive rack.
She said: “To be fair, I was wearing a low- cut top and my tits were almost spilling out of it.
“I was sat at a table right up at the front so I could see the caller getting a bit flustered and had to loosen his collar, as though he had a fever or something.
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“It got to the climax of one game and there were two ladies who were each just one number off a full house.
“At that point, I stretched a bit and my left boob just sort of flopped out.
“The caller, who had a bird’s eye view, picked up a ball, went bright scarlet in the face and said,
‘ Tittity-tits… KNOCKERS!’ Well, as you can imagine, there was absolute uproar from the crowd.
“And security had to escort the poor caller from the stage – the punters were after his blood, I tell you!
“There was £ 100 riding on just that game.
“Now I’ve been told I’ve been banned because of that incident.
“Obviously, I’ve launched legal action using one of those firms you see advertising on telly during This Morning.”
A spokesman for the bingo hall – which cannot be named due to a court order – said: “We have instructed our solicitors to vigorously contest this vexatious complaint.
“Big knockers indeed! She was banned because she’s a ruddy cheat. And she smells of fish.
“But, obviously, that’s off the record until the court case.”