HE’S NOT A MONKEY …HE’S MY SON!
Mum furious as benefits bosses cut Kyle’s cash
LITTLE Kyle Jones is facing a bleak Christmas because Scrooge social security bosses cut off his benefits – claiming he’s a MONKEY!
Mum Daphne must now try and convince bureaucrats to reverse their “hurtful and borderline racist” decision, or Kyle will have to go without pressies on Christmas morning.
Single mum Daphne shares a two-bedroom flat in Wigan, Greater Manchester, with Kyle and says the benefits blow could not have come at a worst time.
She said: “Kyle starts school next year and I’ve already bought him his little uniform and all his pencils, so I’m skint. There’s no money left for Christmas.
“I was relying on Kyle’s benefits money to buy his presents. He wants a Stretch Armstrong and some bananas.
Spiteful
“He’ll cry his little heart out when he finds nowt under the tree on Christmas morning. He’ll probably throw his shit about, too.”
Daphne reckons that Kyle’s benefits were withdrawn because of a spiteful neighbour spreading tittle-tattle.
She said: “The neighbours are all jealous of our Kyle because he’s such a good-looking lad and their sons are ugly little f**kers.
“Yes, Kyle is a bit high spirited but that’s because he’s got the ADHD, not because he’s a bad lad.
“It’s no reason to get horrible and tell the social he’s a monkey! I’m shocked the benefits people even listened to such a fairytale.
“It’s really hurtful to say my Kyle’s a monkey. It’s borderline racialist, too. I want us benefits back – and compo.”
A Benefits Office source said: “We rigorously investigate all allegations of benefits fraud.”