Piers shoe row mum: ‘I need YOUR SPUNK ’

HAIRY LITTLE NUMBER: Sarah made this dress out of pubes THE mum who evil Piers Morgan made cry on telly once asked strangers to wank off over her picture and send her their jizz.

Sarah Bryan made headlines when she invoiced a fellow mum £ 325 for scratching her daughter’s posh shoes.

And after the fallout from that controversy, the 28- year- old was interviewed by Satanic Morgan on ITVs Good Morning Britain.

When she attempted to defend herself, Morgan went on the attack, calling her the worst type of parent.

But before she found fame as a bad parent, Sarah hit the headlines by making a series of bizarre dresses.

Saucy

The first was a frock created entirely out of the sweet Skittles.

Then she made one just using donated pubic hair.

But after those exploits, pretty Sarah decided her next design would be even more racy.

So she posted a saucy picture of herself in her underwear, with her massive cleavage on show.

She tweeted: “I need sperm donations to use as the glue for WEATHERMEN have been accused of censorship after this shocking photo of an unusual “double hurricane” was leaked online.

Wags have already dubbed the storm Hurricane Johnson – as it’s shaped like a huge COCK ‘ N’ BALLS!

The satellite photo is clearly taken from above the Caribbean, where the hurricane season runs from June to November – so the snap is obviously at least two months old.

Freedom of information campaigner Josh Kinsey raged: “The meteorological authorities clearly suppressed this photo because of the lewd shape of the double hurricane.

“Even the weather is subject to censorship, it seems.” FACE OFF: Sarah had TV bust- up with Morgan my new design. Here’s a picture if you need a hand. Thanks.”

It’s not clear if the spunky dress was ever made – and since the row about her parenting techniques, Sarah has made her Twitter account private.

But follower @ unupaloomawaanka said he followed her instructions almost to the letter.

He said: “She’s got lovely tits. I spunked up loads looking at them, but I kept forgetting to save it and it went into a sock as usual.”