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Death in Paradise babes show their boobs

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- By SIMON DEAN simon@ sundayspor­t. co. uk (CATHERINE)

HEAVENLY: Josephine and Elizabeth in hit BBC show A WOMAN who crashed her car while shaving her MINGE may have photos of her bald beaver produced in court.

Megan Mariah Barnes, 37 ( right), crashed into another vehicle after letting her ex- hubby take the wheel as she groomed her private parts.

Barnes was driving to meet her new boyfriend in Key West, WITH the wind and snow whirling around our ears, what better than a bit of the sun- kissed escapism of Death in Paradise to warm the cockles?

The detective drama, set on the Caribbean paradise isle of Saint- Marie, sees bumbling but brilliant Humphrey Goodman, played by Kris Marshall, solving crimes in the sunshine.

But a lot of the warmth comes from his hot female co- stars.

Florence Cassell, played by Joséphine Jobert, is Goodman’s Florida, and told cops she wanted to be “ready for the visit”.

Officers are said to have photograph­ed Barnes’s shaved snatch to use as evidence of what she was up to.

Florida Highway Trooper Gary Dunick said: “Obviously part of our case if that the defendant was engaged in personal grooming at the time loyal sidekick, while Catherine Bordey ( Elizabeth Bourgine) is the beach- front bar owner – the Bet Lynch of Saint- Marie, if you will.

Thankfully, we have both actresses wearing rather less than they do on the BBC show.

Josephine went see- through in the French soap opera Foudre, while Elizabath took a razor to her luxuriant pubic area in the Frog film Cours Prive.

A Death in Paradise fan said: “Ooh, I’d like to have it off with them.” of the road traffic accident.

“We took the view that a police photograph­er needed to take pictures of the semi- shaved pubic area to back up our claims.

“That’s the only reason we took the photos.”

Barnes crashed into the back of a truck being driven by David Schoff, who had slowed down to make a right turn when Barnes’ vehicle hit it at 45 mph.

A police spokesman said that Barnes then drove a half mile further down the road where she switched seats with her ex- husband, so it looked like she’d not been driving.

The day before, she was convicted and sentenced to nine months of probation for drink driving with a suspended licence. I detect a stirring in the loins

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