BOWIE DID ME UP THE WRONG ’UN IN HIS SEX VAN

IT’S been 12 months since the passing of pop legend David Bowie and for Sally Mainwaring the anniversary of his death has a special poignancy...

It brings back memories of when the star backscuttled her in his sex van.

Sally is now a retired teacher and grandmother of nine who lives in a country cottage in the Yorkshire Dales.

But while her life now consists of tending her kitchen garden and organizing a local hiking group, back in 1965 she was a groupie who loved shagging rock stars.

In those more innocent times the Space Oddity singer was still trying to make it big and toured the country as David Jones in a converted ambulance he and his bandmate’s dubbed The Sex Van.

And it was after a gig in Whitley Bay that Sally, 69, managed to pull the singer, who would go on to be a millionaire superstar.

“He wasn’t famous yet,” she said. “He was just one in a long line of singers touring and playing Club Gogo in Whitley Bay.

“I was a bit of a looker back then and at this point I’d already given George Harrison a blowjob and wanked off Brian Jones from the Rolling Stones in a chip shop doorway, so David Bowie wasn’t exactly a big deal for me.

“But he was handsome even with his odd eyes. Yes, his teeth were all crooked but back in the sixties we didn’t even know teeth could be straight.

“But I will never forget my night with David in his sex van. It was the first time I had ever had sex up the arse. I didn’t know you could do it up there but David insisted.

Naughty

“After kissing for 10 minutes he began to finger me and whispered, ‘ How do you fancy getting really naughty?’ in his sexyvoice.

“I was up for anything but when I said yes he stuck his finger up my trumper. It was unexpected but pleasurable.

“Soon he was bending me over the passenger seat and taking me up the wrong ’ un before he pulled out and spurted on me.

“This was totally out of this world sex. David was incredibly advanced. He really was like a sex person from another planet.

“It was really wild – and he had a very nice cock.

“After I mopped up his jizz with my knickers he kissed me and then started fingering me again until I orgasmed.

“That was the first time that I’d ever climaxed. He changed my life forever.

“When I was spent he kissed me goodbye and we parted. I never saw him again, except on telly.”

Bowie died in January last year from liver cancer, aged 69. WILD CHILD: Sally was a groupie back in the day