CLAUDIA’S BIG PUB QUIZ!
1 DANNY Cipriani was last week slammed by a judge in a court case – but how big are his ex- girlfriend Kelly Brook’s tits? a) 34D b) 32EE c) 34JJ d) 34A
2 WHAT was unusual about one of the contestants on the latest series of Britain’s Next Top Model?
a) They had no arms b) They had no legs c) They’re a transvestite d) They’re a transsexual
3 1980s TV show Blind Date is making a comeback but who is tipped to be the host? a) Vicky Pattison b) Vic Reeves c) Cilla Black d) Gemma Collins
4 WHAT was David Beckham so desperate to be given? a) A Big Track toy truck b) A racing bike with ten gears c) A blowjob from his missus d) A knighthood
5 WHAT did Barack Obama do with Richard Branson? a) Smoke a big joint b) Go kite surfing c) Wrestle naked in front of a fireplace d) Bum
6 WHAT did Josie Gibson ( below left) refuse to do on Channel 4’ s The Jump? a) Anal b) A ski jump c) A slalom race d) Bradley Wiggins
7 WHAT is being flown in from America because od a shortage in Spain? a) Waiters b) Lettuces c) Flamenco dancers d) Straw donkeys
8 WHAT did actress Helen Flanagan ( below) make her acting return in? a) EastEnders b) Emmerdale c) Coronation Street d) Anal Party 11: That’s Too Much Spunk!
9 THE cast of 50
Shades Darker were banned from talking about what? a) Sex b Fisting c) Double anal d) Bukkake
10 KATIE Price ( top right) admitted bedding which TV star? a) Piers Morgan b) Simon Cowell c) Russell Brand d) Paul O’Grady
11 WHAT do Geordies want to rename Newcastle Airport? a) Why Aye, Gan Off Up In The Sky Airport b) Cheryl Tweedy, Cole, Fernandez- Versini From Girls Aloud Airport c) Ant and Dec Airport d) Alan Shearer Airport
12 REALITY TV star Bradley Wiggins says he wants a role on which TV show? a) Casualty b) Crimewatch c) Top Gear d) EastEnders
13 SINGER/ songwriter/ actress Madonna has adopted what? a) Twins form Malawi b) Jedward c) Triplets from Malawi d) A new attitude
14 A SUPERMARKET caused controversy by putting what in the fridge? a) Margarine b) Mayonnaise c) Tomato ketchup d) Spunk
15 FANCY chef Heston Blumenthal has launched a £ 170 what? a) Spoon b) Cake c) Egg poacher d) Toaster