A joy for fellas! Spring breeze panty flashes

MUSIC LOVERS. butter Make sure to the non-reflective your CDs side of so that if you drop one, it lands butter thus side down, preventing any scratches to the mirror side. Danny Dishcloth, email AVOID endless arguments with your wife about leaving the toilet seat up by simply pissing in the sink. Andy Toplight,

Neville Hill LEARNER skateboarders. Carry an old paint roller in each hand. These can be used as ‘stabilisers’ whenever you lose your balance. Desmond Umbridge, Bolton SNIP the tails off several hundred small tadpoles using nail scissors to make a tasty ( and cheap) caviar substitute. D Tanby,

Formby PRETEND you are sunny enjoying a beach holiday by sandpaper putting insoles in your slippers and walking house around the in your underpants, all the lights with turned on. David Inch, Chester-le-Street SWEDES make ideal ( if not slightly small) turnips for people who don’t like turnips. Mr Vic Ground,

Stoke on Trent CARRY a different vegetable in your pocket each weekday to remind you what day it is. For example, Sunday – a sprout, Monday – a marrow, Tuesday – a turnip, Wednesday…etc. Ian Tobacco, Bradford LADIES. A toilet freshener in your handbag helps keep it smelling fresh. Jackie P,

Bolton IT’S an ill wind that blows no good – unless of course it’s lifting women’s skirts to show their undercrackers!

Spring is the breeziest time of the year but as you can see from these hot pics that’s not necessarily a bad thing.

Because as these babes can tell you a bit of wind can reveal all kinds of secrets.

Knickers

Fashion expert Helen Kranley said: “At this time of year the wind can definitely be a problem.

“The sun is out and you want to wear your sexy summer dresses but that means you can get caught out.

“But I always say don’t worry about it – just make sure you’re always wearing a nice pair of knickers and you’ll be fine.”