APRIL STOOL! Joker hunted after shitting on tourist boat from Tower Bridge
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Matthew Notebaert’s wife Amanda was naked from the waist down and on his lap at the time of the crash on March 8, 2014.
The car had zoomed down a dirt road, vaulted over a canal, flown 30ft through the air and slammed into the opposite bank, killing her instantly.
Notebaert later said he’d given his wife tickets to a concert as a Valentine’s gift.
The couple had been drinking at the gig and as they headed back to their home in Loxahatchee, Florida, they “became intimate” and she straddled him MILLIONS of viewers SHAT themselves last week as the first episode in the new series of Line of Duty came to a GRIPPING climax.
They saw DCI Roz Huntley, played by Thandie Newton, wake from unconsciousness just as forensics nerd Tim Ifield is about to butcher her with an electric saw!
And until tonight’s episode on BBC1, we don’t know her fate…
But British actress Thandie, 44, hasn’t always starred in such grisly roles.
In TV series Rogue, she appeared naked in a steamy sex scene.
One fan said: “When I watch Thandie in the nuddy I have to put down polythene, like her would- be killer did in Line of Duty. Because of all the spunk…” as he was driving.
Notebaert said his next memory was waking up in a crashed car next to her body.
His lawyer, Stephen Bell, had asked for no jail time for his client, hoping for a probation sentence – to keep him with the couple’s now 12- year- old son and three- year- old daughter.
Sentencing him, Judge Laura Johnson said: “You failed your wife, you failed your children and you failed all your family.” FAECAL RECOGNITION: James Callaghan is wanted for foul act DIRTY James Callaghan is on the run from police after he was spotted taking a dump off Tower Bridge on to a passing tourist boat.
The former dentist from Hull yelled “April stool!” before pulling down his trousers, leaning over the edge of the historic London landmark and releasing a cascade of shite.
As his foul leavings spattered down on to the glass roof of a tourist ferry he pulled up his kecks, without even wiping, and legged it.
The public dump at 11.29am yesterday, was caught on CCTV and cops were able to identity Callaghan using facial recognition software.
The 32- year- old has form for this kind of prank – he was once given a police caution for taking a shit on a Beefeater’s shoe at the Tower of London and a suspended sentence for trying to lay a cable on a lion at Trafalgar Square.
A source told Sunday Sport: “Shitting on a boat full of tourists gives a bad impression of London. We need to make an example of him.”