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Dear Ashleigh,

I’M a 19- year- old student and I’ve been wanking myself silly listening to the neighbour’s wife screaming the house down when they have regular late- night nookie.

When her husband was at work a couple of weeks ago I casually mentioned it to the randy blonde when we were having a quick chat over the garden fence.

To my surprise, she invited me to put my cock to better use by giving her something to scream about in my house.

She’s in her forties but is still a looker and has a fit body with a cracking pair of tits.

Now I’m shagging her brains out whenever her hubby’s out, but her uncontrollable screaming is giving me earache. What should I do?

JW, Essex

Ashleigh says…

PUT earplugs in and carry on bonking!

Dear Ashleigh,

I PULLED a cracking young bird in my local pub the other night and when we got back to my place she turned out to be a right dirty bitch. She wanted it in every hole and I was only too happy to oblige!

I shagged her for hours and each time I shot my load she would use the time waiting for me to get another hard- on by sitting on my face and demanding I lick her out.

I lost count of the number of orgasms she had before she finally called time on the session.

Now she comes round for wild sex every other night and my cock is doing overtime trying to keep her satisfied.

I know I shouldn’t complain but I’m worried I’ll do myself – and my cock – an injury. What should I do? SH, Stockport

Ashleigh says…

WORK on your stamina or start going to a different pub.