Cops cotton on to ‘heavy soil’ oddball at laundry

Madge’s all-grown-up daughter copies her mummy’s antics

A SICKO took a dump on the floor of a laundrette then scooped his fresh TURD into the soap tray of a washing machine.

Michael Shannon ( right) then switched it on and watched as his leavings entered the machine.

Horrified onlookers called the police and Shannon, 57, was arrested at Soapy’s Coin Laundromat where he admitted what he had done.

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Officers estimated damage to the washing machine at £ 380 and Shannon was charged with criminal mischief and booked into the county jail in Florida.

Shannon’s lengthy rap sheet includes a state prison stretch for robbery.

A source said: “I’ve seen murders, traffic accidents and even people eaten by alligators. PEOPLE THINK WE’RE SISTERS: Madge and her lass

“But this is without doubt the most disgusting thing I have ever clapped eyes on.

“The whole place stank. It was foul. I just pray to God I never see the like again.” LIKE mother like daughter, Madonna’s teen offspring shows off her bare boobs!

The 19- year- old beauty took a leaf out of her old mum’s book on how to gain maximum publicity when she posed in see- through pyjamas.

Gorgeous Lourdes posted the sexy snaps – which appear to have been taken at a girlie sleepover with her little pals – on social media app Snapchat.

And within minutes they were being shared across the globe with thousands believed to have seen the sexy images.

It’s a move her pop star mum would have been proud of.

The True Blue singer once published a book featuring nothing but mucky pictures of herself, called Sex.

Celeb commentator Basil Sunderland told Sunday Sport: “Lourdes wants to be famous, and her mother has shown her the sure- way of achieving that.

“If you show off your tits you will become famous, especially when they’re so nice and pert.

“I can’t wait to see what she does once she becomes famous and I look forward to seeing more nuddy pics soon!”