SPAIN MOANS TO BOJO OVER MONKEY BUMMING STORY
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THE Spanish have got their castanets in a tangle over our exclusive story last week that revealed the real reason Spain wants Gibraltar.
We told how Spain – which lost the Rock to Britain under the terms of the 1713 Treaty of Utrecht – wants the British Overseas Territory back so that Spanish men could BUM Gibraltar’s monkeys.
Our story went viral online and was picked up by several Spanish newspapers, which expressed outrage that we had uncovered their country’s sordid secret.
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And the timing of our exclusive was particularly embarrassing for Spain’s Prime Minister Mariano Rajoy, who hosted a meeting of EU leaders last Monday.
Mr Rajoy met the heads of France, Italy, Portugal, Greece, Cyprus and Malta in Madrid to try and push the EU to force Britain to hand back Gibraltar in return for a favourable Brexit deal.
But the meeting was dominated by Sunday Sport’s monkey- bumming revelations, leaving Sr Rajoy “incandescent” with rage.
An insider in the Spanish government – who asked to remain anonymous for fear of recriminations from his country’s notorious Inquisition – said: “The Prime Minister was livid. To the outside world, Spain pretends to have a valid territorial claim on Gibraltar. In fact, that claim is driven wholly by certain Spanish males’ unbridled monkey lust.
“Mr Rajoy personally called British Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson and asked him to rein in Sunday Sport.
“I gather that his plea fell on deaf ears and that Mr Johnson was ‘ somewhat amused’ by the story last week.”