Vile readers shower Kate with FILTH!
REGULAR readers of the Daily Mail can today be exposed as hate- filled FILTHMONGERS who have bombarded our future queen with repellent SEX SLURS!
A news report in the middle- market tabloid last week recorded how Kate and husband Prince William helped hand out water to runners in last Sunday’s London Marathon.
The paper, once seen as a bastion of middle- class gentility, reported that some runners splashed the Royal couple with water.
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That gave an excuse for a shameful deluge of off- colour remarks in the comments section of the newspaper’s online edition.
A reader calling himself ManOfSense slavered: “I bet she’s filthy.”
A man with the online alias Southcoastsausage leered: “Wonder how many others have squirted in her face.”
And Ronburgundy77 made the astonishing claim: “Harry’s probably done that to her already.”
But the most hurtful comment suggested that Princess Catherine indulges in “watersports” – a robust sexual practice involving urine.
James25 from Canterbury in Kent wrote: “I suspect Kate has indulged in watersports.”
Last night a Royal source said: “These comments are quite disgusting. I imagine that if Prince William could get his hands on these vile people he would soundly box their ears.”