ST OF HAYLEY’S COCK HAUNTS CORRIE

THE set of Coronation Street is haunted by the unquiet spirit of tranny Hayley Cropper’s severed COCK, we can EXCLUSIVELY reveal.

Cast and crew are living in terror of the phantom Johnson and have even called for ITV bosses to have the set EXORCISED.

The telly transsexual’s hacked- off pecker has NUDGED cast members and even gushed ghostly JIZZ at a terrified assistant director on set.

When cast and crew began complaining, soap bosses considered leaking the story to the press for publicity purposes.

But when they discovered the ghost was a spurting trannycock they realised a PR nightmare was on their hands.

A whistleblower said: “It started out as a bit of a laugh. Execs reckoned the show would get some good headlines when it came out the set was haunted.

“But when the matter was investigated, it turned out the identity of the ghost was a bit X- rated.

“It would have been great if Elsie Tanner or Ena Sharples had been haunting the set. “But Hayley’s cock?! “Coronation Street is a family show – we can’t have people knowing that a ghostly trannyphallus is floating about the place.”

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Insiders added that Fiz, played by Jennie McAlpine, “became uncomfortable” when she encountered what felt like a wet bellend brush her hand during filming back in February.

And when she told gay vicar Billy Mayhew ( Daniel Brocklebank) he apparently shrieked: “Ooh, don’t… it’s putting the willies up me!”

Evil Tracy Barlow ( Kate Ford) has complained the sanctity of the Corrie set has been “violated” and it’s left mild- mannered Chesney ( Sam Aston) reportedly “furious”.

Hayley’s cock was surgically removed in Amsterdam in 1998, just after her romance with café owner Roy Cropper began to blossom.

The daring storyline was ground- breaking for soaps at the time – as awareness of sex- swaps was not quite what it is today.

But while the scriptwriters slapped each other on the back, no thought was given to the eternal soul of the detached dangler.

Psychic expert Dr Rufus Masterson said: “It’s a well- known fact that people can ‘ feel’ a limb after it has been amputated.

“This is proof that the spirit resides in all parts of the body – even when they are severed. And if you believe in ghosts, then it is only logical you should believe in ghosts of body parts.

“So it’s not at all fanciful to believe that Hayley Cropper’s todger is actually haunting Coronation Street.” THIS Morning host Holly Willoughby was once mistaken for a PROSTITUTE by a man who tried to shag her in a lift! The 36- year- old was appearing on Keith Lemon’s ITV show Celebrity Juice when she made the confession. And the married mum- of- three said she was steaming drunk when she was propositioned by a bloke who wanted to bang her for cash when she was in Los Angeles. Host Keith Lemon sparked the confession when he asked her pal Fearne Cotton, 35, what the most annoying thing Holly had done while being pissed- up. Do you ever miss your cock, luv? Well… you can always have a stroke of mine!

Holly said: “The one I’m revealing was with Fearne in L. A. and I was very, very drunk…”

Fearne laughed: “You’re gonna do that one!” with Holly confessing, “I got in a lift and the man in the lift thought I was a prostitute.”

Her pal continued: “And then he got in and sort of propositioned Holly and she, this is what Holly does when she’s drunk, went “F** k you”, and pushed him out the lift.”

Holly’s friendship with Fearne dates back 17 years, after they met while launching their TV careers.

They have since landed an array of co- presenting jobs – most memorably their ongoing parts on Celebrity Juice.