IN THE KNOW WITH
KIFF WALES won’t be hurrying back to MIDDLEWICH BRINE BATHS after an incident while filming a promo for the new series of TRENT AND MERSEY!
The canal- based reality show – which made a star of DANNY FISH – returns in the autumn and Kiff is making an internet ad to drum up interest.
All hell broke loose when the 29- year- old stumbled into the ladies’ changing room, just as the BYLEY WI were changing for Aquafit. Ooops… or was it? KINSEY WADE is back in the studio recording material for his third album and pals hope it doesn’t out turn like last time. Wade was No.1 in the hit parade with his cyber-phat anthem OUR LITTLE SECRET but the joy turned sour – and muddy – after that acrimonious split from TOLLY CHESTER of reality show BACON LIGHTS. Now reunited with Tilly, Kinsey says he’s back to his best form – but will that last? Better ask what JULIE HADDOCK of SQUIRT thinks! Dodgy. DAZ WARBURTON is unlikely to be top of the bill at this year’s BOLTON TROMBONE FESTIVAL after dumping the organiser’s daughter.
Daz, lead singer of THAT HURTS had accompanied JULIE GATHER to the opening night of scuzz- artist FOLP HARRINGTON’S new exhibition in Crewe.
But the pair had a MEGA falling- out over a parking space on Wednesday, leading to Daz dumping Jules via Instagram.
Now that’s ANTI- social media, folks. WHO knew HELP I’M FROM HUDDERSFIELD’S JOHN ‘AYE AYE’ CLUMPTON was so talented? He may appear to be a dozy layabout on the Yorkshire reality show but my spies tell me he has been learning how to speak to Mandarin and is planning to move China to start a business selling garden sheds. And TV producers now look set to document his efforts in a new show, SHED HEAVENS. IT’S been a bad week for LUPUS FULTCHER, sexy star of Glossop’s top punk rock chamber orchestra NEVER MIND THE BAROQUES. First she left her viola in a taxi and then she was caught in a clinch with CHARLEY HARLEY, lead violin from Hadfield’s second best hip hop orchestra FEAR OF A BACH PLANET. The pair are supposed to hate each other but why were they seen emerging from the bushes of THE SHEEP’S UDDERS’ beer garden together?