Tesco thief lifted vodka for charity!

A MAN who stole seven bottles of vodka from a Tescos store told a court he took them to give to the Salvation Army.

Barry Stammers, 55, of Ipswich, pleaded guilty to stealing vodka, electrical accessories, medication, gum and a towel to the value of £ 335.99 from Tesco in the Copdock area of his home town on April 6.

Colette Harper, prosecuting, said the store’s off- duty security manager visited the supermarket and saw that the CCTV console wasn’t manned.

She then looked down the alcohol aisle and spotted some bottles were missing and tracked down Stammers who was placing the vodka haul into his bag.

Defending himself in court, Stammers said he took the bottles to give to people at the Salvation Army as he knew “they like a drink”.

Magistrate Robert Saunders said: “So it was theft for charity?!”

Stammers was fined £ 80, and made to pay costs of £ 45. I WORRY about my nan. If she’s alone and falls, does she make a noise? I’m joking, she’s dead. – Jimmy Carr USING public transport is seldom a joy.

So three cheers for one lady who brightened up a bus ride in Nottingham by pulling down her panties and inserting a DOUBLE DECKER into her sopping fanny. and moaning out in pleasure.

A group of males can be heard in the background whooping with delight.

One of the group who was there, and who wishes to remain anonymous, told Sunday Sport: “She was drunk – properly PLENTY MORE ROOM UP CLOP: Tipsy Clare ( above with her hubby Lionel) was filmed doing choc bar solo sex act on upper deck of night bus