THE WORLD FAMOUS AGONY

Dear Lexi,

MY penis is really small – four inches when erect – yet my girlfriend says she doesn’t care and that it’s more than enough for her.

We have regular sex but it is always “slipping out” and I quite often end up squirting my man- muck down the inside of her thighs or all over the bedding when it pops out just as I climax.

I am now thinking of going to see a doctor to discuss the chance of having a penis enlargement, but when I told my girl she got really upset and begged me not to – saying that she loves it just the way it is.

What should I do because I don’t want to upset her but I am really fed up of my lack of length. HF, Liverpool Lexi says… THIS is a tough one because, though four inches IS a bit small, it is by no means the smallest one I have heard about. But if your girlfriend is happy, why can’t you be?

Dear Lexi,

I WAS making myself a burger in my little burger van the other night when I heard a voice ask: “Would you like a bit of mustard with that?”

I looked out and saw this babe who was quite merry but not too pissed, so I said: “Put some on my sausage if you like.”

I let her in the back and before long she was sucking my cock and when I was spent she told me she was still hungry.

I cooked her up a quick burger and while she ate it, I got to work on her pink bits. Then I leaned over a box of frozen chips and gave her a portion of jumbo sausage for free. Do lots of women enjoy food and sex at the same time?

PR, Notts

Lexi says… IF you must know, it’s every woman’s dream!