IN THE KNOW WITH
WHAT do you reckon are JOHNNY JOOP’S chances of making it to the end of the Eurovision Party at WINCHAM SOCIAL CLUB this year?
Well, if last year is anything to go by, not good. As you’ll remember, at last year’s bash – held at RUDHEATH REC – the ANY WAY’S BETTER THAN CREWE reality star became overcome on a mixture of Tizer and Brasso.
At least that’s what he told everyone when he ended up befuddled and befouled – and in bed with TISH JENNINGS! WHO’S that going into MIKE’S MARITAL AIDS AND LOVE SUPPLIES in Goole? Well, according to my spies, it’s none other than Eighties hitmaker CURT BLEEF, formerly of THE BANJAX! And who will be on the receiving end of the, er, supplies? If gossip to is be believed, the lucky lady is GLIDER SQUARE temptress LOTTIE DIRGE. Curt and Lottie are said to have hooked up at the launch of top producer DUFF PERRIN’S new book and – as they say – they took it from there. Torn! HI- JINX aplenty at MIDDLEWICH LIBRARY where former HI- MEN frontster KATH HINGE was spotted taking out a book about Cuban cooking.
There were raised eyebrows among the hushed shelves as Kath is well- known for her love of “spicy salsa” after her romance with KING “BOY” FINCH.
Kath’s people insisted she was hosting a “dinner party” for pals. Yeah, right! OMG! Was that really HOW DO, WIGAN’s GARY PEMBERTON sharing a romantic moment with HAYLEY CARMICHEAL from rival reality show SHUT UP, IT’S ST HELENS? The pair were spotted getting cosy at sausage maker to the stars ERIC FROBISHER’S mobile dining experience MEAT TUBES. Gary and Hayley are supposed to be sworn enemies – but my spy her reckons the way he was feeding his sausage tells a very different story… Fetch the onion gravy! GOOD news for JIMMY ‘ ONE PIZZA’ LUMPTON – he’s scored a new gig selling caravans in n orth Wales.
It’s been a long road to recovery since The Incident at Penge Pride Parade so it’s good to see the former singer from boyband GLORY WHOLE on the road to recovery – we wish him all the best.
And hopefully if bandmate GERT HANLEY ever wakes up we’ll see a reunion! EIGHTIES icon Cher gave Tom a big thumbs up in the bedroom department and declared him one of the best lovers she’d ever had.
Despite their 16- year age gap, singer Cher, 70, was bowled over by his shagging skills and enjoyed a brief romance at the start of his acting career. ACTRESS Rebecca De Mornay seduced Tom on- screen in Risky Business but her charm worked off- screen too.
Rebecca, 57, played a call girl in the 1983 movie and worked her magic on Tom’s student.
They dated for two years before splitting.