LAGS USE DRONES TO SMUGGLE SEX ARSES INTO PRISON

SEX- STARVED lags are using drones to carry SEX ARSES over prison walls!

The realistic and anatomically- correct buttocks – with mock vaginal and anal holes – are carried by the mini helicopters and dropped using remote control into exercise yards at UK jails.

Drones have been used to carry drugs and mobiles into prisons for many years.

But developments in technology mean the flying gadgets can now carry heavier payloads.

Disembodied

One prison guard, who asked to remain anonymously, told Sunday Sport: “The first time I saw one of these on the horizon, I just couldn’t believe my eyes.

“We’re always on the lookout for contraband being thrown or catapulted over the walls.

“But when I saw this I gasped, ‘ What the..?’ MY ARSE: How the drone might look

“Well, what are you supposed to think when you see a disembodied arse flying through the air under a drone?

“Before I could react, the arse had dropped and it was smuggled onto the prison wing.

“That was four weeks ago. Christ knows what kind of state it’s in now.”

Earlier this month convicted drug dealer Jack Swarez said male lags will behave better if given a proper sex outlet – in the form of sex dolls.

The inmate, who is serving a 17- year term at HMP Lowdham Grange, in Notts, said he came up with the idea while watching a Channel 4 documentary about men who live with sex dolls.

He told prison newspaper Inside Time: “They could enjoy date nights, watch the soaps together, listen to music – everything that you would normally do with your partner.”