I just want to sniff the bride’s bottom
WHAT GATECRASHING PERV TOLD SECURITY AT PIPPA’S WEDDING
PIPPA Middleton’s fairytale wedding to James Matthews, 41, almost turned into a nightmare yesterday – after Britain’s most notorious BUM- SNIFFER was caught poking his nose into her nuptials.
Clinton Dennison, 33, has long wanted to get his nostrils near Pippa’s shapely shitter – which became world- famous in its own right back in 2011 when sister Kate married Prince William and Pippa was one of the bridesmaids.
And the übersnurger, of Crewe, Cheshire, almost got his chance on Saturday after disguising himself as a flunkey and sneaking through reception security.
But Dennison was seen when the wig he was wearing slipped as he plunged his snout into a laundry basket.
Thankfully, the basket only contained soiled table linen and not nearly- Royal Pippa’s bum- scented smalls.
Tatters
With his disguise in tatters, Dennison lifted the side of a marquee and fled to hide behind some catering vans.
However, he only got a matter of yards before
being rugby- tackled by burly security men hired to protect the wedding guests – who included Princess Kate, Prince William and other assorted toffs.
A source said: “This fellow is just lucky that Pippa’s pushy mother Carol did not get her hands on him – she would have torn him apart.
“Carol’s already hopping mad that Pippa didn’t manage to get her claws into Prince Harry, and had to settle for some financier.
“As it turned out, this Dennison character was dealt with before any of the wedding party knew what was going on.
Yelping
“So it did not impact on the celebrations at all.”
It’s believed that Dennison was heard yelping: “I just want to sniff the bride’s bottom!” as he was led away for a talking- to by security.
Yesterday’s wedding cost a cool £ 250,000 and the reception was held in a giant greenhouse which had been erected in the Middleton family’s back garden, near the compost bins.