MARNIE GETS HER MIMSY OUT!
TROUBLE on the set of PLUMLEY STREET after star BIFF HANKS was caught in an, er… compromising position with a scarecrow!
After a night of heavy refreshment at the local STAB AND LADDER hostelry, Biff headed home only to be taken by the charms of the straw man at the roadside.
As his show colleague HATTIE JONES is a judge in the PLUMLEY SCARECROW FESTIVAL, his odd encounter has not gone down well! WHO was that spotted on the arm AXE of WOUND popster JENNY SPLAY at the re-opening of the trendy PICKMERE WORKING MEN’S CLUB on Thursday night? Well, it was none other than local Roman coin expert GRAHAM ROPE, who found fame when he started drunkenly crying on GOOD MORNING BRITAIN last year. I’m told the pair are “just friends” but after what happened between Jenny and ROSEBUD axeman NIALL FROPE at FRANDLEY WHIST DRIVE last autumn, who can be sure! I’M told that reality billionaire JAMES KRUNT may have hit an obstacle in his plans to open a 20,000- capacity superclub in posh Rudheath.
James, the brains behind the FELCH FESTIVAL and the ever- popular HOBO bar chain, had hoped that his plans would get the nod.
But the chair of the planning committee is none other than GEORGE MASTARD – dad of James’s unceremoniously- dumped ex, BINKY! RIGHT-ON balladeer and activist BOBBY WRAGG may have some explaining to do at the next meeting of the HOLT SOCIALIST ALLIANCE. Bobby, who got to number 56 in the hit parade last year with his techno-folk rendering of JEREMY in CORBYN IS DEAD NICE, was left a quandary when some travellers moved onto his 46-acre estate in Chirk. But instead of handing out the milk of human kindness, Bobby called in some local heavies who “persuaded” the wandering folk to leave. Now he’s facing a charge of racially-aggravated naughtiness. THE lineup for this summer’s ECTUM FESTIVAL has been finalised – but it’s been a hard slog to get there.
Headliner TOM LONG had to pull out with a sprained ear and second choice HERB CHOW fell out of favour when he was caught on camera making some rum comments about Albanians. So it’s fallen to former WANDERER’S GUSSET frontman HERCULE ATKINS to top the bill and organisers are cautiously optimistic – if he can stay off the Brasso! REALITY TV stunna Marnie Simpson says she wants to get her FANNY out for a sexy naked photo shoot.
The gorgeous Geordie Shore star has already bared her mimsy, when she appeared on Celebrity Big Brother last year.
But now Marnie, 25, wants to strip for a fully naked shoot with the adult nuddy magazine Playboy. She said: “I’d love to do Playboy shoot. “If they ever ask me to a pose for them I’d snap up the opportunity.”
Playboy brought back nude photo shoots to their magazine in February, so it seems Marnie could be in with a chance.
And she reckons that she’d have no problems baring her boobs and smoothly- shaven privates.
She added: “I wouldn’t be worried at all about stripping off. “I love being naked. “I mean, I’m on Geordie Shore so I’m always naked on there.
“Sometimes I’m naked in front of the cameramen and I always feel dead comfortable.
“I just don’t care about that sort of thing. I do feel fatter with clothes on… I’m not sure that’s normal.”
Asked if she ever gets shy about her bod, Marnie added: “It depends who I’m in front of…
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