WE WERE JUST WATCHING THE SUN COME UP!
Trio deny threesome
TWO men and a woman accused of having a threesome on the roof of their apartment block claim they were just up there watching the sunrise.
The randy trio say they were only kissing and cuddling but shocked neighbours across the street say they saw them going at it “like rabbits”.
One resident said: “I ain’t stupid, I know what three people having sex looks like.
“Those kids can say all they like, even in the half- glow of an early summer morning you could see what they were doing to each other.” EASTENDERS has a new “problem” family in the shape of the troublesome Taylors.
And the actress playing the matriarch of the clan, feisty ratbag Karen, has a saucy past.
For Lorraine Stanley appeared stark NAKED in the 2006 British movie London to Brighton.
Respected movie nudity website Mr Skin enthused: “After a shower, Lorraine shows off her squeaky clean butt and gives us an all- natural full frontal before pulling on a bra and panties.”
Lorraine, 40, often plays kind but tough women from a working
Cops were called and Amanda Howley, 24, Joel Beger, 29, and Kevin Venbrux, 26, were arrested and charged with disorderly conduct.
A police spokesman said: “We got reports of unusual rooftop activity.
“Officer dispatched to the scene apprehended three adults in a state of undress who were caught indulging in GETTING IT UP ON THE ROOF: But Howley ( top), Beger and Venbrux deny shagging sexual activity. They were immediately told to dress and were arrested and charged.”
Venbrux downplayed the incident, in Warwick, Pennsylvania, and defended his conduct.
He said: “The police make it sound a lot cooler than it was. We were just kissing. That’s all. Apparently, to some residents that counts as a sex act.
“We were watching the sunrise. The cops came because of the noise. As usual with these things it’s all getting blown out of proportion.”