READER PIC Busty wife has biggest boobs in our town!

Who’ll give me odds on Brexit never happening?

LISTEN very carefully… can you hear it?

That is the sound of the EU carefully coaxing Britain back into its toxic embrace.

We’ve had the angry “Go on then! Leave! See if I care,” shouting from that drunk oaf Jean- Claude Junker. Now we’re getting the soft soap. France’s slick, plausible new president, Emmanuel Macron said “the door remains open” for Britain to change its mind about Brexit, after talks with Theresa May in Paris last week.

Hours earlier, Wolfgang Schäuble, the powerful German finance minister, sent out an identical message – saying the UK would find “open doors” in Brussels if it decided not to leave the European Union.

“Come back. All is forgiven.” They are siren voices. It’s a two- pronged approach. On the one side we’re getting our tummies tickled by the Europeans and on the other, we have our own politicians doing their best to prove Britain can’t govern itself.

Do you really, honestly think that Theresa May meant to win the General Election?

Come on. For no apparent reason, she brought up foxhunting – a sure- fire vote- loser – halfway through the campaign.

She pledged to confiscate the houses of old people. Hinted that taxes would rise. Even took that f** king geek of a husband onto The One Show.

Were they honestly the actions of someone trying to win the election? Of course not. She threw away a 24- point lead in seven weeks. That has to be some kind of record.

She would have lost – properly lost – had it not been for the Scottish Conservatives and their leader, Ruth Davidson. Without the Scots Tories, May is sunk – no matter what deals she does with the Ulster Taliban.

Ruth Davidson is strongly opposed to “hard” Brexit and will use her sackloads of political capital to prevent it.

You see how these cards are stacking up?

Apart from the National Lottery, I’m not a gambling man.

But I reckon a few quid on Brexit never happening may be a rather safe bet right now… BRAVO, Barry Hitchen from Bolton, Lancs, for sharing this smashing snap of his marvellous missus Sarah.

Barry, 45, said: “Sarah’s got 34GG boobs and they’re the biggest in Bolton.

“She loves sunbathing topless and we always seem to have lots of visitors when she’s in the back garden with her top off.

“Aye, she’s got a good chest, my lass. And she’ll be well thrilled I’ve sent her photo in to Sunday Sport.”