Sunday Sport

WET AS AN OTTER’S POCKET!

Kate faces sex jibes after Wimbledon visit

- By BARNEY SAMUELS news@ sundayspor­t. co. uk

ACCESS ALL AREAS: Kate meets Austrian tennis star Dominic Thiem WIMBLEDON simply would not be Wimbledon without a Royal visit.

And the fragrant Princess Kate, the Duchess of Cambridge, certainly didn’t disappoint SW19 last week.

Wearing a £ 1,600 Dolce and Gabbana frock and sporting locks six inches shorter than usual, the mum- of- two, 35, thrilled onlookers, players and officials with her easy charm.

Accompanie­d by Wimbledon boss Philip Brook, Kate was given a “backstage” tour at the famous tennis championsh­ip and met world number eight Dominic Thiem.

Swamp

But when the Duchess was photograph­ed giggling with the Austrian player, the internet exploded with SEX FILTH!

Ironically, the worst of the smut- heavy innuendo came from readers of the Daily Mail.

The paper once prided itself on being a bastion of English gentility, but since sinking into the swamp of the internet has freely allowed obscenity and indecency on its website.

When pictures of Kate were uploaded onto the MailOnline website, reader cmyk said: “Bet she was wet as an otter’s pocket”.

The comment refers to a lady’s vagina becoming moist upon sexual arousal and suggests the pure princess may have started frothing at the clopper when she chatted with Thiem.

Joe Cornflakes continued down the same dirty road, by commenting: “She would love to get stuffed full of his sausage, I reckon.”

And The Collector agreed, posting: “She may have been imagining what his racket and balls look like.”

Meanwhile, Jetty from London made what he no doubt thought to be a satirical comment on the interest in the Duchess’s clothes.

Instead, he edged close to TREASON by slavering: “I am happy to discuss Kate’s clothes. What colour knickers is she wearing, if any?”

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